Thursday, March 10, 2011
I just got fired.
I want my mom.
Oh wait, she's downstairs, still emotionally unavailable.
I wish I could cry and she would hold me and tell me it's okay, I have been wishing for this since I was like 12 when she stopped "loving" me. I have no idea what love is.
I also need to get over it considering I'm 23.
Friday, February 25, 2011
what if?
What if, like, there's a copy of me on the other side of the world and whenever I go to sleep and dream I'm actually living that copy of me and then when they go to sleep they're that copy of me/I'm the same person. WHAT IF.
Thursday, February 24, 2011
Poop
Don't you hate it when you wake up and poop multiple times within the span of an hour? So annoying.
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
My motherfucking window.
I know I should just get this fixed, but my driver's side window in my '96 Jetta will go down, but not up.
This brings me to my next point.
Anyone that I have relinquished control of my car to has rolled down this mother fucking window. This has happened on two separate occasions in the past two weeks. Why? There are two possible reasons.
1. They rolled down the window.
Why would you do that?! It's like 10 fucking degrees out, do you feel like getting colder? You're moving the car about 15 feet, it's not like there is any way that you would get carbon monoxide poisoning for a three second event, or become warmer at all in sub-freezing temps. God. Ugh.
Reason number two: my car, when you lock/unlock it, has a special feature. When you hold the key in the lock/unlock position, it brings the windows up/down, respectively. But why would you lock my doors when I left the doors unlocked? Why would you even need to unlock my doors (the only way to roll them down this way) if I left the doors unlocked? Maybe you messed up and thought the unlock position was really the lock position, but if so, would you really hold it in that position for more than 5 seconds?
Questions that make the world go round. I'm pissed.
Edit: This is my first blog post with real writing coming from my very own brain in a long ass time, since livejournal, so I really really laugh at how frantic I get with my writing. Everything ends very quickly. I feel like I get into writing, then get overwhelmed and lose it. And then move on to the next thing. Haha. Anyways, whatever. I think I should write more. I hope someone reads this.
This brings me to my next point.
Anyone that I have relinquished control of my car to has rolled down this mother fucking window. This has happened on two separate occasions in the past two weeks. Why? There are two possible reasons.
1. They rolled down the window.
Why would you do that?! It's like 10 fucking degrees out, do you feel like getting colder? You're moving the car about 15 feet, it's not like there is any way that you would get carbon monoxide poisoning for a three second event, or become warmer at all in sub-freezing temps. God. Ugh.
Reason number two: my car, when you lock/unlock it, has a special feature. When you hold the key in the lock/unlock position, it brings the windows up/down, respectively. But why would you lock my doors when I left the doors unlocked? Why would you even need to unlock my doors (the only way to roll them down this way) if I left the doors unlocked? Maybe you messed up and thought the unlock position was really the lock position, but if so, would you really hold it in that position for more than 5 seconds?
Questions that make the world go round. I'm pissed.
Edit: This is my first blog post with real writing coming from my very own brain in a long ass time, since livejournal, so I really really laugh at how frantic I get with my writing. Everything ends very quickly. I feel like I get into writing, then get overwhelmed and lose it. And then move on to the next thing. Haha. Anyways, whatever. I think I should write more. I hope someone reads this.
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